Damn My Ex

24 bags full

by on Dec.03, 2008, under Hygiene

i (finally) kicked my ex out.  she ended up moving in with my mom for a while (that’s a different story), but at least i didn’t have to smell her foul ass anymore.

my best friend, bill, ended up moving in, but before he could, we had to clean marie’s old room.  it took bill 4 days and 24 30-gallon trash bags to empty the thing.  we found rotten food under her bed, empty bags of cookies, empty boxes of gooey butter cake (she ate them two at a time), and tons of ants.

my landlord got mad at me for filling the dumpster-twice.

i will say the apartment smelled so much better with her gone.

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