Damn My Ex 

so marie, my then wife, worked at a local high-end hotel in room service.

apparently, she spent her time at work flirting with anyone and everyone.

months after she started there, she tells me she had sex with one of the guys she worked with.

she tells me, “well he bought me a comic book, and that made me feel special.”

now, i had, for birthdays, anniversaries, christmas, and ‘just because,’ bought her THOUSANDS of dollars worth of rare comics.  this guy, tim, bought her a ‘collector’s edition’ from 7-11 that wasn’t even worth the five bucks he paid.  (just so you know, if a comic says, ‘collector’s edition’, it isn’t.)

she felt so special that she went home with him and screwed him.

atta boy, tim, you got the five dollar special.